2) It's written by the same guy who directed it, produced it, did the music, photography, and catering.
3) The star is a former wrestler or porn actress.
4) The dinosaurs look suspiciously like cats in T-Rex costumes.
5) It is the sequel, to a prequel, to a movie that no one liked in the first place.
6) The theme song is by Mari-ha Carey. A drag artist who looks like Mariah Carey but sings like Jim Carrey.
7) It's adapted from a short story by Adolf Hitler.
8) Christopher Nolan watched it, and he was confused.
9) Steven Seagal. Need I say more?
10) It has the words 'Fast & the furious' in its title.