Radio Controlled PopeMobile -
Fun for kids. Pretend you're the visiting Pontiff with this 30cm long radio contolled PopeMobile. Working horn, flashing lights. Give out blessings with moving Pope arm.
£39.99
Slippery Slippers -
Teflon coated sole allows you to slide around on any surface. Comfier than roller blades.
£19.99
Cat Jewellery -
Accessories your cat with real diamond jewellery. Necklace, earrings, or tiara.
£299 - £699
Inflatable Dog Shit -
20ft x 10ft. Fool your neighbours, amaze passers by, confuse your pet.
£24.99
Conflict Jams of the World -
Twenty 80mg jars of jam from around the world's most dangerous hotspots. Try Libyan Lemon Curd or Gooseberry from the Gaza Strip.
£50
"Where's President Trump" book -
Like "Where's Wally" but featuring everybody's favourite President, Donald J. Trump.
Foreword by Steve Bannon.
£20
"Bacon!" -
The new aftershave from actor Kevin Bacon. "I love the smell of Bacon! in the morning".
£29.99
Police Issue 50,000 Volt Tazer Gun -
The latest "must have" for kids. Pretend your friends are peaceful protesters and "shock" them with your new child's Tazer gun.
£49.99
Corporate Greed, the board game -
Award yourself huge bonuses, downsize your workforce, and claim Government bailouts.
Do you have what it takes to be a captain of industry?
£20
DKMK Large Handbag -
Large red leather handbag from Donna Karen Milton Keynes. Comes with pouch for a small dog.
£599.99
NSA Smart Speaker -
Contol music, tv, heating, etc from the always on listening device. Our artificial intelligence assistant compiles a data dossier on you so it knows what you're going to do before you do.
£60
Steven Seagal Movie Collection -
All of Steven Seagal's movies narrated live by action hero Steven Seagal. Steven will turn up to your house and talk you through every film he's ever made as you sit and watch them.
£115
Barbie's Meth Lab -
Barbie can do anything, and right now, she wants to cook meth.
Contains everything you need to make methamphetamine.
£49.99
Damon Lidelof's Box within a Box -
Never ending series of boxes within slightly larger boxes. Disappoint your friends.
£12.99