"I think therefore, I am?" - Rene Descartes
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Dumbass." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"That’s one small step for a man, a giant leap for mankind. Ooh. I can see my house from here." - Neil Armstrong
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And spiders. Sharks. Cancer. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. Or can you?" - Abraham Lincoln
"If you can dream it, you can do it. Unless Ron DeSantis is governer of Florida. But come on, what are the chances of that? The guys an idiot." - Walt Disney
"I have nothing to declare except my genius. I don't know who put that in there. What is that?" - Oscar Wilde
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
"Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. You know who said that? My new best friend, Mark Chapman." - John Lennon
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. And then I realise I'm not wearing pants." - Martin Luther King
"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you." - Rick Astley
"Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. I think." - Henry Ford
"The opposite of love is not hate; it’s indifference. Probably." - Elie Wiesel
"Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching. But never masturbate in public." - Mark Twain
"Tell a lie long enough and loud enough and people will believe it." - Adolf Hitler or Donald Trump